thememedaddy:

becherdireinen:

to be so understanding and never understood is draining.

sillysorcerer:

hatesaltrat:

sunflowerlovergirl:

The road to the childrens’ hospital

@swedishfalcon-actual

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

dogpuppy:

chevengurskii:

the sense im getting here is that

- grad school: stressful and joyless

- career: soul-crushing and banal

- dating: perilous and humiliating

- unsure path: unstable and desolate

- obsessed with some freak: life is beautiful

anxietyproblem:

evilwizard:

kaijuno:

wordfather:

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

machinot:

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

mousenemy:

dogpuppy:

spidersinmysoup:

“You snooze you lose” anti nap propaganda, changing it to “you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee”

jimmyhoffathecat:

riddlecats: